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Who does that idiot think he is, gate crashing my engagement party? I don’t care how much Leng’s parents adore him. Steven is not going to be invited to MY wedding with MY Leng. Not his Leng. MY Leng. I wish I had a punching bag right now.
At least the cake-tasting session with Leng and Anna went well. Looks like Norman managed to get some really great shots of us tasting the cakes, too. Anna’s chef really out did himself. I kept trying to steal seconds of the raspberry and chocolate mousse cake but Anna kept pushing the plate away just before I got another helping. 
I know she’s only trying to help, though. I suppose it’s for the best. I need to lose weight fast, and extra cake isn’t going to help me.
Bro, relax… You know Leng only has eyes for you right? This Steven fella is just trying to make trouble, don’t let him disturb you. Eh, you should be concentrating on your weight loss plan, you know.
Oh, that. Yes, I’ve been looking at some diets, and I have to say, some of them don’t make any sense at all. Won’t I faint if I don’t eat any carbohydrates?
Don’t worry! Boonster is here to help. I check on the Internet for some diets for you, and I made a sure-win diet plan. You follow this plan, you will sure look like a model. Not the Victoria’s Secret model, ah. The Men’s Health man-man type.
Thanks, Boon. What would I do without you?
I dunno, bro. OK, this diet is very special. First, you must drink maple syrup, lemon juice, and raw eggs.
Raw eggs? Are you sure about this, Boon?
Yah, sure work one. So you don’t drink water, you only drink the maple syrup, drink with eggs. Then, you cannot eat any rice or bread. You only eat meat. Your blood type is B+ so you cannot drink milk or eat kacang puteh. Actually the only food you can eat is chicken. Only boiled chicken with pepper. Chilli, ginger, garlic… you cannot eat all this.
Boon…
Wait, there is some more. You also must drink 5 litres of prune juice every day.
5 litres !!! Of prune juice?! Won’t that make me…
Yeah, supposed to help you clean your vowels.
Huh?
Oh – sorry. Your bowels. Hehe. My mistake. Last of all, you must eat 5 grapefruits for breakfast every morning. Can?
I can… try, I guess.
Good! I will also join you in your diet. Then we can both look man-man together while watching EPL at my place, so sorry that you are subscribing to the green service provider.